Kiss-meter
The Kiss-meter is the Hallmark Chick official measuring tape of how many actual kisses there are between the main characters in the Hallmark program. Almost-kisses don't count!!!
One - Kisser This means, in the entire movie (or show episode), there is only one measly pathetic kiss!!! Is it even worth watching??? What a let down! Can they spare it? C'Mon Hallmark! Sheesh!
Two - Kisser Ok, two is better than one, but I mean, if you're making a romance, two kisses? That's it?
Three - Kisser Now we're talking! I mean personally I think there should be a kiss threshold that needs to be met. At least three. Three is a good number!!!
Four - Kisser This is a rare occurance...but it does happen! Sometime you find that magical Hallmark movie where they actually look like they love each other....I mean for real!
Five - Kisser THIS IS A UNICORN!!!!! CAN YOU HEAR THE ANGELS SINGING!!??